: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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