May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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