I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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