is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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