You surviving the open bar?
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i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
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you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
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Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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