At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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