What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I've blown a few things in my day
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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