Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
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fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
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She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
My liver just had a heart attack.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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