In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
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I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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