You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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