You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
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So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
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Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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