I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
God gave him joint rollers for hands
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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