I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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