I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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