We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
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