Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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