why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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