What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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