well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
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I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
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I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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