Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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