you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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