did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
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I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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