Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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