She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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