fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
too bad you live with your parents still
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
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LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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