WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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