that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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