i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
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I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
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Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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