Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
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But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
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Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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