Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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