Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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