Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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