I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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