he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
If I die, sorry about rent.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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