So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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