I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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