I love black thongs
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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