doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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