Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
I hope mine doesn't look like that
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
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You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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