Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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