what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
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Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
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Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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