You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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