There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I won't apologize to a one balled man
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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