Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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