I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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