what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
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Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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