Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
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i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
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90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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