if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
The air was thick with penises
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
third nipple confirmed
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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