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• (714): View more from California

  It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?

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  eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof

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• (925): View more from California

  you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  you texted me "dude im face"

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  it sounded so right at the time

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.

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