Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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