its not stalking. its research.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
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I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
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I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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