Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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