Christians are straight up FREAKS
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
sarcasm needs its own font
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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