I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
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This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
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Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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