she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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