if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
I yelled at your uterus for you.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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