ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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