You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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