jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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