You made me cry and you don't even care
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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